Teacher: What is 2k + k?
Student: 3000
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Teacher: How much is half of 8?
Pupil: Up and down or across?
Teacher: What do you mean?
Pupil: Well, up and down makes a 3 or across leaves a 0.
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Student: 3000
(retrieved from:http://www.math.ualberta.ca/~runde/jokes.html)
Teacher: How much is half of 8?
Pupil: Up and down or across?
Teacher: What do you mean?
Pupil: Well, up and down makes a 3 or across leaves a 0.
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